Jackalope Eats Lena Flower
By: Derek and Hunter The Jackalope found the Lena flower he was looking for the…
Jackalope Eats Lena Flower
By: Derek and Hunter The Jackalope found the Lena flower he was looking for the whole day. He was thrilled. He loved it! He directly bit onto the poisonous flower. He tasted the beautiful pedals of the Lena and smiled. It was amazing! In fact, this specific Lena flower was bigger and more delicious than…
King Ghidorah Destroys the World.
Monster Zero kills Destroyah and Godzilla. Monster Zero starts fighting all titans so please leave your home. If you’re in any of these cities I’m about to say please evacuate Japan, North Korea, and South Korea please leave your home. King Ghidorah is currently bullying Mothra, Monarch and the Russel Family. He has already destroyed…
Hydra Gets Canceled for Bullying a Clownfish!
Join us tonight, as this morning we are inviting the Clownfish who has been bullied by a hydra who is now canceled on Twitter and Facebook. in a statement from the Clownfish he/she/they says/say that bullying is bad.
Nine-Tailed Fox Heals Forest
The nine-tailed fox walks around the destroyed forest. Everything was brown and defeated, the river was murky and brown, every blade of grass was dried up and slumped over. Every step the nine-tailed fox takes the forest regrows, every step it takes holds great power. Before the nine-tailed fox came, every year more trash got…
Barney Becomes Child Nightmare
By: Brandon and Max Barney, the famous child-friendly show has gotten out of hand. Due to the extreme grimace shake that Barney had drunken, he became extremely violent at child birthday parties. One artist has painted him as a different happy dinosaur as shown as the thumbnail. He has been reported to body, punch, and…
Loveland Frog Crosses Border
The four-foot frog contemplated his choices, either cross the Canadian border or be hunted for the rest of his life. Ever since that lone businessman saw him near the road, people wanted to find and capture him in order for reasons he did not know. Cryptozoologists and cryptid fanatics alike were hunting him now, entire…
Humanoid Captured by Swedish Armed Forces
by; Matthew and Aaron BREAKING NEWS:‘ In a new development, the SAF (Swedish Armed Forces) have released footage of a humanoid 3008 in captivity. The specimen was captured after chasing down a human, who was running from an abandoned factory in Stockholm. The human was rescued, after sustaining several broken bones and PTSD. The specimen…
Megalodunicorn Changed by Friendly Humans
Written by Chelsea Chi (10) and Maanya Tiwari (12) This rare species is known for being a killing machine, however, that changed yesterday. When a group of swimmers were swimming in the water, a Megalodunicorn suddenly snapped at them. Its deadly teeth missed them by inches. The group took it upon themselves to change this…
Cats Obliterate Galaxy
by: Nathan and Ryan A group of robotic cats called “Cryptocats” recently discovered that blowing up galaxies is really fun, so they used a wormhole to teleport to the Andromeda Galaxy and threw around 5,000 supermassive black holes at it. Andromeda Galaxy has been blown up and is heading towards us at speeds faster than…
Wendigo Finds a Magic Sword
The Wendigo was walking through the forest until it came upon a dark cave in a huge mountain emanating a ominous aura. After careful consideration, The Wendigo went into the cave, discovering a goblin den and skeleton summoning witches. The Wendigo made quick work of the goblins and witches, and he continued further down the…
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